doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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