I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Let's get the cat blown out
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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