Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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