return my video game
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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