I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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