I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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