Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
