he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
