im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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