do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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