yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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