I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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