hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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