we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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