hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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