I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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