you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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