are you still at the devil's house?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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