I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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