Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you win again, gameday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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