do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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