guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
