I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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