Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
