South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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