question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you