My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.