Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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