Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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