plz talk dirty to me
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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