Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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