I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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