dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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