Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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