i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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