I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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