Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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