Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she told me i tasted like america
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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