I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I currently don't understand fingers.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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