just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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