Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He did a backflip because drugs
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