do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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