Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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