I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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