shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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