I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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