I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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