Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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