My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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