The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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