they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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