Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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