I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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