I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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