She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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