We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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