VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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